Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers. Epic Rap Battles of History

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  • Great Eastern and Western philosophers in a special six man episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History. Who won? You Decide! Want to help ERB? Support us here: http://patreon.com/erb Download this song ► http://hyperurl.co/Philosophers-EvsW ◄ Want to go behind the scenes and see how we made this ERB video? Check out this video: ►http://bit.ly/Philosophers-BTS ◄ See all the recent videos from ERB at: https://bit.ly/2Uud3dw Buy ERB Season 5 Autographed CD's: https://erbmerch.com And don't forget to subscribe to our channel: https://bit.ly/2zBQU53 Thank you! np & eL #erb #epicrapbattles #EpicRapBattlesOfHistory #nietzsche #confucius [Filmed on a Canon C500 camera, and Canon Compact Cinema Zoom Lens] ▼ CAST ▼ ========= Nietzsche: Nice Peter http://www.nicepeter.com http://www.youtube.com/NicePeter Socrates: EpicLLOYD http://www.epiclloyd.com http://www.youtube.com/EpicLLOYD Voltaire: Zach Sherwin http://bit.ly/ZachSherw Sun Tzu: Timothy DeLaGhetto http://bit.ly/TimmyD Confucius: MC Jin http://bit.ly/McJin100 Laozi: KRNFX http://bit.ly/KRNFX100 ▼ CREW ▼ ========= Executive Producers: Peter Shukoff and Lloyd Ahlquist Co-Executive Producer: Michelle Maloney Directed by: Nice Peter Co-Director: Mike Betette http://bit.ly/BetetteYT Co-Producer: Atul Singh First Assistant Director: Carly Sturgeon Written by: EpicLLOYD, Nice Peter, Zach Sherwin, Timothy DeLaGhetto, MC Jin & KRNFX Staff Writer: Dante Cimadamore http://bit.ly/DanteCYT Writer: Mike Betette Song Produced by: Nice Peter & Jose ""Choco"" Reynoso Mixed by: Nice Peter and Jose ""Choco"" Reynoso Beat Produced by: DiamondStyle.com http://diamondstyle.com Video Editing by: Andrew Sherman, Ryan Moulton and Nice Peter Director of Photography: Jon Na Costume Designer / Art Director: Sulai Lopez VFX and Compositing: Andrew Sherman and Ryan Moulton Dept. Head Make Up and Hair: Ashlyn Melancon Make Up Artist: Ruth Haney Make Up Artist: Perri Sorel Gaffer: Kurt Schmidt Music Supervisor/Playback: Dante Cimadamore Asst. Production Coordinator: Shaun Lewin Grip: Yev Belilovsky ▼ LINKS ▼ ========= http://erbofhistory.com/ http://erbmerch.com http://twitter.com/ERBofHistory http://instagram.com/erb http://facebook.com/erb http://nicepeter.com http://epiclloyd.com
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  • RyanTheLampman
    RyanTheLampman 51 dakika önce

    Where’s my man Spinoza!!!!!!!!?!?!

  • Wilson Tizon
    Wilson Tizon 5 saat önce

    The most creative rap battle ERB has done

  • Aaron David Kapner
    Aaron David Kapner 9 saat önce

    The only people who really won this battle was us watching everybody roast everybody :)

  • Shadman Faisal
    Shadman Faisal 12 saat önce

    And no one will talk about that last line?


    aight

  • The Unknown
    The Unknown 19 saat önce

    I'm coming off the Acropolis
    to start some pandemonium
    Don't bring limp raps to
    a pimp slap symposium
    The mad gadfly, philosophy
    was my invention

    Rolling with the flyest nihilist

    And me, their French henchman

    We got the wisdom

    And the wit

    That even I couldn't question

    Dropping Western medicine

    On these East infections

    It's evident

    You've never been

    Our type of mental brethren
    We're better

    Thinkers

    Better speakers,

    Better lovers,

    Better men

    This type of arrogance
    is sure to be expected
    From men who speak of wisdom
    with no clue of what respect is

    You westerners are sloppy,
    needing discipline in life
    You lack control of
    yourselves, and of the mic

    While we use precise strikes
    to disrupt your concentration

    Hand you an ass-whipping our
    descendants will honor for generations

    We filled a nation

    With patience

    And the presence

    For living

    And you’ll never hold a candle
    to the wisdom we've written

    Oh, I’ll give you something
    you can bow and kowtow to
    When I squat down and squeeze
    out a Tao of Pooh on Lao Tzu
    You need to take control
    of the life you’re given
    They call me Ubermensch,
    cause I’m so driven

    And I’m a freethinker
    So confronting conformists
    like you? It’s my job
    Got a sharp wit, like a spit
    that’ll skewer you like a
    Confu-shish-kebab (Oh!)
    You flubbed the mission, I'm beating
    your submissive ass into submission
    Dishing out more disses than
    letters and pamphlets and plays
    that I've been publishing

    Now that we’ve covered the two Yin and
    Yang twins, I can move onto Jackie Chan
    Sun Tzu, I’ll be picking apart
    your Wu with my method, man
    This seminal general
    isn’t so tough on the mic
    All your men must be like,
    'yo, what happened?'
    You’re pitiful lyrically
    Lucky for history, you didn’t
    author the Art of Rapping

    Bitch, I wrote the Art of War
    so you better get your guns out
    These white boys getting
    burned ‘cause guess what?
    Now the Sun’s out
    Asians spitting sick,
    but no, this isn’t SARS
    Laozi, kick the beat, now
    Confucius, drop some bars

    Let me be Candide with you, Voltaire
    French drip with the egg noodle hair
    Your ego’s just so distracting
    Free speech doesn’t
    mean just keep yapping
    And you killed God, so I gotta ask:
    Did he die of shame when
    he made your moustache?
    You try to plan a new German psyche
    But you just grew hate,
    me no Third Reichy

    And it all starts with you,
    you’re the father, Socrates
    Honestly, I think you owe both
    of your students here an apology

    I wouldn’t exactly call myself
    a student of this plebe
    Don’t make Nietzsche come over
    and put a knee up in your chi
    Cause I’m N-I-E-T-Z-S-C-H-E
    And I’ll end any motherfucker
    like my name in a spelling bee

    Plebe, bitch? I’m toxic
    like a hemlock sip
    Hang a sandal on the door
    cause you can suck Soc’s dick

    Sacrebleu, Socrates! You’re
    making things a little tense
    Come, let’s blind these Chinese hinies
    with some shiny bright enlightenment

    I'll not be taught camaraderie
    from a frog who rigged the lottery
    You make a mockery of ethics, so
    keep your fat nose in your coffee

    Let me be frank, don’t
    start beef with The Frank
    Who hangs with B. Franks,
    giving ladies beef franks

    I have turned them on themselves,
    their chaos is our opportunity

    You must remember, a bowl is
    most useful when it is empty

    Ugh, Laozi, I don’t mean no disrespect
    But you need to fill your bowl with
    some shit that makes some sense

    Oh, you don’t want to stand
    in the path of Lao Tzu today
    I’ll make you move,
    bitch, get out the way

    Yo, where in the tradition
    of rap battles is it written
    That two dudes on the same team should
    squabble like some clucking chickens?

    Man, Confucius, you always trying
    to put something in its place
    Why don’t you tell your eyebrows they
    need to fit better on your face?

    Okay, I see, you wanna
    make it like that?
    I’ll smack that warmongering
    head out of your to-go box hat
    So here’s the real golden rule,
    I’m way above you weak rookies
    Confucius say you can all
    hold these fortune cookies

  • The Sick Song
    The Sick Song 1 gün önce

    Lao Tzu's lines are so satisfying

  • It’s a Anime girl
    It’s a Anime girl 1 gün önce

    Guys Lao zi has only been seen in Because all them could have been all black

  • Kevin Roman
    Kevin Roman 1 gün önce

    When he starts spelling out his name, that gave me some shivers lol

  • Ssylphie
    Ssylphie 1 gün önce

    Voltaire should’ve made a crush the infamous thing reference.

  • 2D Rollofim
    2D Rollofim 1 gün önce

    My favourite one.

  • SithCats
    SithCats 1 gün önce

    Sun Tzu sneaking around in the background while the Western philosophers argue is my favorite thing.

  • Pascha Entertainment
    Pascha Entertainment 2 gün önce

    Yo I love this so much!
    They all turned on each other😂
    But Eastern Won for sure Timmothy DelaGhetto killed it

  • gorilla light speed
    gorilla light speed 2 gün önce

    Sun tzu is always right. Just ask the Americans when they went to Vietnam why sun tzu is better.

  • Wallace Bell
    Wallace Bell 2 gün önce

    What is winning?

  • Forza Horizon
    Forza Horizon 2 gün önce

    3:08 wow

  • Content Weaverz
    Content Weaverz 2 gün önce

    Oh my God, frog and what not lol Truly epic , This is amazing!

  • Lux Dolor
    Lux Dolor 2 gün önce

    The irony that Nietzsche is raping with Aristotle since he states that the herd mentality has its roots in Ancient Philosophy

  • Starlex
    Starlex 2 gün önce

    0:08 RASPUTIN COMFIRMED

  • 0
    0 2 gün önce

    Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers...

    Jesus Christ: "Am I joke to you?"

  • That Boy Needs Therapy
    That Boy Needs Therapy 2 gün önce

    Bruh if they had Hegel in this bitch 👏🔥😩

  • SayberVoltz
    SayberVoltz 3 gün önce

    I wish they would also do one with Benito Mussolini.

  • M Light
    M Light 3 gün önce

    The quote about the bowl made sense, but it didn't apply to the situation of the rap battle. So it doesnt make sense to SunTzu.

  • DeceptiveSins
    DeceptiveSins 3 gün önce

    Stalin approves of the east

  • Robert Grasnick
    Robert Grasnick 3 gün önce

    This is my favorite battle

  • gjb2003
    gjb2003 3 gün önce

    “You just grew hate, me no third reichy”

    Underrated line

  • styrofoamsqueak
    styrofoamsqueak 3 gün önce

    2:36 Timothy in the background 😂

  • immortal greek gamer
    immortal greek gamer 3 gün önce

    Socrates from greece greece is better

  • Butter Doggo :3
    Butter Doggo :3 3 gün önce

    3:00 They talk about wisdom, he used double negative. :/

  • Monique Star
    Monique Star 4 gün önce

    Pride is their shared enemy

  • Kevin Duffy
    Kevin Duffy 4 gün önce

    Sun Tzu's verse is Hot.....

  • Ghostbuster Hunter
    Ghostbuster Hunter 4 gün önce

    2:44 stocker

  • Killshake playz
    Killshake playz 4 gün önce

    Confucius all the way!! It was so good
    :3

  • PlingLing _HD
    PlingLing _HD 4 gün önce

    I scroll through the comments...
    And I know German is difficult...

    But Are people really troubling with our language? C'mon it's not like it is Polish...

    (Sorry if I offended anyone, it's a regular thing that I think Polish is the most difficult Language to spell and learn, so I often use it in those situation)

  • Olimpio Santiago
    Olimpio Santiago 4 gün önce

    The confucius guy is the rapper Jin from DMX's Ruff Riders crew. Just sayin'...

  • Youth Fx
    Youth Fx 4 gün önce

    Why does confusiociss sound like token the rapper

  • Bob Jay
    Bob Jay 4 gün önce

    Dam Confucius

  • Nic
    Nic 4 gün önce

    "Let me be frank" is a reference to Voltaire's "Candide", which means frank.

  • Berkutschi
    Berkutschi 5 gün önce

    Even though this is bs from a philosophical point I enjoyed it.

  • manish khajuria
    manish khajuria 5 gün önce

    On one side there isore of Europe and on the other side ony Chinese there have been other philospher on East the many countries from middle East to the land of rising sun

  • Manipulative Person
    Manipulative Person 5 gün önce

    Asians sounds black.