Trump’s Leaked Private Schedule Causes a Stir | The Daily Show

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  • Huckle Barry
    Huckle Barry 1 gün önce

    I swear from the other room I can not tell if it is Trevor or Trump talking when he does the imitation.

  • Mike S
    Mike S 1 hafta önce

    Id love to watch Purge Football tho XD

  • Jade O'Shaunessy
    Jade O'Shaunessy 3 hafta önce

    Dude! You wanted to own a team now you're jelly enough to want to keep him away from the sport
    Haha he's tall enough maybe he'll go towards ball or...
    Become bigly Golf Star⛳️🏌

  • Aaerrion Little
    Aaerrion Little 3 hafta önce

    He sounds like a fuckin middle school kid playing Call Of Duty with his friends; we have very fast airplanes, very fast cargo planes, we can come back very quickly 😂😭🤔🤣😂

  • Aaerrion Little
    Aaerrion Little 3 hafta önce

    And what's the deal with seatbelts?; Back in my day you went straight through the windshield and into the other guys car, that's how you made friends.😂😂😅

  • MM M
    MM M 3 hafta önce

    Poor Barron being a part of that gene pool. Countdown to football preseason August 1st & regular season September 5th! Whoop!!🐳! Whoop!!!🏈😆Go Eagles!❤

  • Eddy Hernan
    Eddy Hernan 2 ay önce

    i played street ball no helmetts pad or reff.kinda like the real sport.what a football game is cant be violent.its football .it came from the maya just like ..America...

  • Jenn Briscoe
    Jenn Briscoe 2 ay önce

    I'm wondering if Trump had the ability,would he reinstate Prima nocta and Gladiator games,as long as his son didn't have to participate? I'm pretty sure that he'd erect statues and monuments to himself. Oh wait,he already has monuments to himself,just missing the statues and parades.
    LOL!!! Hard to accept this reality. I would like to believe that I'm in a really bad sci-fi / horror movie about a dystopian alternate reality.

  • WAN AHMAD ATIQI
    WAN AHMAD ATIQI 3 ay önce

    Dumb president

  • Ee Fsss
    Ee Fsss 3 ay önce

    He does seem to love his kids I will give him that

  • Desmond Hunter
    Desmond Hunter 4 ay önce

    Holy shit, alright I havent finished the video yet but I just got to 48 seconds and WOW. Trump spoke, and made sense. Not about anything important mind you, but this is progress.

  • ansahs ansah
    ansahs ansah 4 ay önce

    Tge tough guy who'd face an armed school shooter bare handed (among other fantasies that his vacuous followers believe) thinks football is too rough. Makes sense i guess from a super patriot all about america but dodges the military.

  • Riot FiftyThousand
    Riot FiftyThousand 4 ay önce

    I don't want my Son to go to War, BUT I am a War monger wanting to fight ONLY if other peoples sons will go to battle field.
    Republican MO.

  • Yawning Pheonix
    Yawning Pheonix 5 ay önce

    If only football policy was his job.

  • rachelle peterson
    rachelle peterson 5 ay önce

    OMG! LOL!!

  • Psiberzerker
    Psiberzerker 5 ay önce

    Yeah, look how much damage he can do with what little "Work" he does!

  • ilham nurhakim
    ilham nurhakim 5 ay önce

    Why are Trevor's eyes red?

  • Alex Mejeremiah
    Alex Mejeremiah 5 ay önce

    Savage

  • AngryStarfish
    AngryStarfish 6 ay önce

    I disliked despite the fact that he was super funny! I admit that i loved the pulling out joke as usual and died when he brought it together at the end, but i dont like the idea of mocking someone for changing their minds when presented with reasons and solid studies.

  • Wilson Davis
    Wilson Davis 6 ay önce

    It is very evident sadness over set stupidity long as you can laugh
    Sad

  • abc def
    abc def 6 ay önce

    LMFAO off

  • 張張張
    張張張 6 ay önce

    提供中文字幕 Chinese Subtitles
    https://www.patreon.com/posts/20190208-trumps-24686063

  • AGENT X SECURITY
    AGENT X SECURITY 6 ay önce

    SCARE , THAT EL CHAPO , , WOULD EXPOSE , THE USA 🇺🇸 , IN THE DRUGS BUSINESS ??? SO THEY , HAD , NO LIVE COVERAGE ?????? .😳😢💔😎🇺🇸😎🙏🏾🚨🌎...!!! .

  • william njagi
    william njagi 6 ay önce

    The Donald goes No collusion 🤣🤣🤣 lol

  • Kathrin Bauer
    Kathrin Bauer 6 ay önce

    The country's becoming too soft? Remind me again why Trump didn't serve in the military. What was the terrible disease that prevented him from doing it?

  • Debbie Richardson
    Debbie Richardson 6 ay önce

    This guy needs to go to speech class. He has no room to down on others.

  • MaiAolei
    MaiAolei 6 ay önce

    To think that what we have suffered the last two years was the result of only 33% activity ...!

  • Furry Sparkle
    Furry Sparkle 6 ay önce

    Continuing American Progress in egalitarianism, We present our Special Needs President!

  • Dee Lg
    Dee Lg 6 ay önce

    @1:27 they all look like paid actors !!

  • Hayley Moritz
    Hayley Moritz 6 ay önce

    The instant I heard "unstructured executive time" I pictured Trump drawing border walls with crayons.

  • KandaPanda
    KandaPanda 6 ay önce

    ....can we be done, please?

  • Orlando Salgado
    Orlando Salgado 6 ay önce

    Reading the true!!

  • Eliseo Ramirez
    Eliseo Ramirez 6 ay önce

    Lol thts ur president right there... thank all those trump supporters and All the ones tht went to trump university that thinks like him lol

  • M. Ismail Abbasi
    M. Ismail Abbasi 6 ay önce

    Yea i guess it is only beautiful when someone else’s kids r playing but when his own kids not so much

  • Merriel Johnson
    Merriel Johnson 6 ay önce

    Trevor Noahs best.

  • blondwiththewind
    blondwiththewind 6 ay önce

    This was not hard to piece out. I've been writing comments for about a year about the POTUS working very little. More than a year ago there were reports from a White House staff member who stated that the POTUS spends each morning in his PJs watching TV in his private rooms...and SOMETIMES YELLING AT THE TV when his "ratings" are low. There's been a LOT of chatter about the FACT that DJT DOES NOT ATTEND THE MORNING SECURITY BRIEFINGS. Then we knew that he HARDLY EVER HAS A MORNING MEETING....and most of his AFTERNOON SESSIONS START OUT WITH A LUNCHEON MEETING (which essentially means low productivity...blended in with socializing).
    HE DOES NOT STUDY SITUATIONS OR CONSIDER INFORMATION ON IMPORTANT ISSUES BECAUSE HE JUST SIMPLY BELIEVES (like any dunce would) HE IS THE SMARTEST PERSON IN THE WORLD.
    SEVERAL AFTERNOONS A WEEK HE IS OUT ON THE GOLF COURSE.....and on WEEKENDS HE AND HIS ANTOURAGE TRAVEL TO FLORIDA (at great EXPENSE TO THE TAXPAYERS of the USA). He goes to POLITICAL RALLYs seemingly CONSTANTLY.......which to my mind means he's actually been CAMPAIGNING SINCE THE INAUGURATION ON WORK TIME AND AT THE TAXPAYER'S EXPENSE!!!!
    By my "rough" estimations: ON THE DAYS HE ACTUALLY WORKS AT ALL.....HE'S ONLY "WORKING" ABOUT THREE HOURS.

    HE DOES NOT SEEM THE SLIGHTEST BIT CONCERNED ABOUT HIMSELF BEING THE LAZIEST SO-CALLED POTUS EVER.............AND DESPITE HIS BOASTFUL ASSERTIONS (AKA: LIES) HIS "PRODUCTIVITY" IS FAR BELOW PAR WHEN COMPARED TO ANY PAST PRESIDENT.

    WE HAVE A LAZY DUNCE FOR PRESIDENT.

  • Alexander Fisher
    Alexander Fisher 6 ay önce

    Well, I guess the only way someone would want to be Trump's friend is right after a concussion.

  • deepblue64
    deepblue64 6 ay önce

    It would be better if 80:% of his time he would play with Lego...

  • John Quinn
    John Quinn 6 ay önce

    Trevor you've really become the democraps bitch mouthpiece hav'nt you.

  • Klyntar Kenny
    Klyntar Kenny 6 ay önce

    Trumps Schedule:

    Wake up
    Go to McDonald’s
    Watch Fox and Friends
    Go to KFC for lunch
    Have phone sex with Sean Hannity
    Make some more “empty promises” to public
    Get a foot massage from Sara Huckabee
    Hit up Burger King
    Rant on Twitter
    Pop a viagra and go on pornhub
    Hit up the Waffle House
    Go to bed crying while watching CNN